Thank you for smoking!
Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out. Porphyria R’lyeh (via mofobian)

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flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"


but what is spiderman so ashamed of
23pairsofchromosomes:

Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant
A micro-crack in steel
Household dust
Needle and thread
E.coli bacteria on lettuce

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)
A moth wing
Leaf of a Virginia spiderwort
Marijuana
Shark skin
refluxes:

29.6 carat blue diamond